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I’d like to get something out of the way before proceeding with this post. I’m sure that this is on a a making-of feature on one of the Star Wars DVDs somewhere, but my devotion to George Lucas’ one-trilogy wonder was never enough to compel me to watch all of the extra material. So this video clip featuring David Prowse’s original voice acting for villain Darth Vader was new to me.

And a little disappointing. I’m reminded of the scene near the end of The Emperor’s New Groove where Eartha Kitt is transformed into some random animal complete with obscuring mist and a sinister laugh only to zoom out on a cute little kitten with a most non-threatening high pitched voice.

Final Fantasies 1 and 2 are now available for download in the app store for the steep price (for iPod/iPhone, at least) of $8.99. That’s not $8.99 for a package deal either. You’re going to pay close to $20 after tax if you want to enjoy both games from the convenience of your phone.

The games are a port of the PSP versions of the game. Except that it’s more choppy on the iPhone/iPod if the reviews are any indication. And Square-Enix cut out all of the cutscenes that provided a little value-added for gamers who bought the PSP version. And the controls aren’t nearly as intuitive since they’ve had to graft a touch screen interface onto games that were originally designed for a blocky NES controller.

And you have to ask yourself a simple question: “Do I really need another port of the original Final Fantasies?” I can see some of the excitement when Final Fantasy 2 finally came to the U.S. (legally) for the first time, but at this point these games have been repackaged and re-released so many times that I wouldn’t be surprised to find there’s a version available for my toaster that utilizes revolutionary new crumb processing to generate the graphics and convection current manipulation to move the characters.

Final Fantasy has 4.5 stars so far while Final Fantasy 2 has surpassed that to sit at a solid 5 stars after a few dozen reviews apiece, but don’t let that fool you. Most of the reviews boil down to “Wow! Final Fantasy on my iPhone! I’m so desperate for anything approaching a recognizable video game at this point that I will grasp and inflate the rating of anything that comes close to replicating the experience of a real portable gaming system!”

I’m paraphrasing. Slightly. But sheer amazement that a particular game is available on a platform is not a good reason to go out and spend your hard-earned money on said game.  Don’t be that guy or girl. If you absolutely must buy Final Fantasies 1 and 2 then there are far better versions out there.

A satirical sneak peak at the WoT 13 cover.

New York Times bestselling author Brandon Sanderson, otherwise known as the best writer working in the fantasy genre right now, posted an update on his site yesterday concerning the progress of his two current projects: Wheel of Time sequel Towers of Midnight and the completely new and 100% Sanderson created The Way of Kings that has been in the pipeline for a few years.

First up is the Wheel of Time news. Sanderson famously maintains a progress bar widget on the side of his website that lets readers know close he is to completing whatever he’s working on. And the bar for Towers of Midnight has been stuck at 82% for awhile now which prompted some worries in the Wheel of Time fan community.

Understand that this is a group of fans who has learned to read volumes into any tiny tidbit author Robert Jordan was willing to feed them over the years while simultaneously going from a year in between updates to four years between new volumes over the course of the series.increasingly dangling plot threads and seemingly no end in sight, and a small progress bar not moving over the course of a few months suddenly becomes a very big deal in the WoT fandom.

But everything is on track. Brandon just had to go back and do some rewrites and didn’t want to update the progress bar since it wouldn’t accurately reflect his progress. Towers should still be out in late 2010, which is an impressive turnaround for Wheel of Time.

As for The Way of Kings, all he’ll say is that it’s still very much in progress with a promise of more information to come in the next few months. While I’m excited for the next Brandon Sanderson book, I also still have to pick up a copy of Warbreaker. So I’m fine with a little bit of delay if it means we get the next Wheel of Time this year.

Satirical book 13 cover image by Aranfan.

The Lord of the RingsReally, they are. Slashfilm recently reported on a tempest in a teacup developing over at the Amazon page for the soon-to-be-released Blu-Ray editions of Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings trilogy. The re-release is holding at a steady 1.5 because angry fans have descended on the reviews section like Gollum at a Cash4Gold buy event at the local downtown Marriott to vent their fury.

What’s all the nerdrage about? Simple. This version being released is the theatrical release and not the extended editions. Fans who were burned the first time around are crying foul and claiming that this is all just another crass attempt to get them to double-dip.

In this case I have zero sympathy for the people complaining. The fact that there would be extended editions of the movies was well publicized when they first hit DVD back in the early ’00s, and it’s been equally well-publicized today that there will be a Blu-Ray version of the extended editions released.

The surprising thing about this non-issue is that the extended editions were released to placate Lord of the Rings fans who were really into the books and were willing to endure any amount of runtime to see their favorite scenes brought to life, so you would assume that they have the ability to read. So why haven’t they been able to read any of the multiple news posts circulating the web letting them know that their extended editions are on the way and no one is forcing them to buy the theatrical release?

Nerdrage: sometimes a potent power for good, but often just a source of concentrated mass stupidity amongst our best and brightest.

Pointing the readers of this blog is about the same as linking to XKCD on Digg. You’re already preaching to the converted. But I just had to point out the start of their latest arc that finds Tycho starting Gabe on a journey through science fiction classics, all in the name of thwarting his literary arch nemesis L. H. Franzibald.

I know Penny Arcade is primarily a game comic, but my favorite moments are always when Tycho let’s his literary bent take over for short spurts. Franzibald and the Sorcelator series are such perfect parodies of the excesses and foibles of genre fiction that I almost wish they’d do a separate comic focusing solely on the publishing industry.

This week’s Bookcast is going in a slightly different direction than the past two entries.  Before we featured a discussion of the book that we were featuring later in the week for the Book and Film podcast, but it turns out that we didn’t have much to say about this week’s book, Jurassic Park, without bringing the movie into the discussion.  So instead I’m flying solo this week with a recap of a book signing I attended a few weeks back in Dayton for the release of the new Wheel of Time book The Gathering Storm.

As always,  Bookcast can be listened to in the player at the end of this post (click through to the site if you’re coming to us via an RSS reader) or, alternatively, you can point your favorite podcatching software to the Bookcast RSS feed or subscribe in iTunes.

Book and FilmIn this week’s episode of Book and Film we tackle the differences between the 1979 English translation of Michael Ende’s The Neverending Story and the movie of the same name that came out in 1984.  Most people who saw the movie back in the days before the Interent didn’t even realize that it was based on a book due to Ende successfully sueing to have his name removed from the opening credits of the film because he was so disgusted with the final product.  So is a film that’s mostly fondly remembered by children of the ’80s really so terrible when compared to the book that it justifies the author completely disassociating himself from the adaptation?  Give the podcast a listen to find out!

You can listen to Book and Film through the convenient Flash player at the bottom of this post.  If you’re reading this post via RSS then you’ll have to click through to the site to take advantage of the in-browser Flash player.  Alternatively you can point your favorite podcatching software to the Book and Film RSS feed or download the podcast via iTunes.

In this week’s episode of the Bookcast we focus on one of the least well-known world famous fantasy novels of the past three decades: The Neverending Story.  Most fans in the English speaking world only know The Neverending Story from the 1984 film adaptation and the two inferior sequels that followed.  What most didn’t realize was that the first two movies were based on the bestselling 1979 young adult fantasy novel by the same name.  Not that you can really blame the fans in a pre-Internet world.  Author Michael Ende was famously so disgusted with the first film that he successfully sued to have his name removed from the credits, though that is another story to be told in another podcast.

So sit back and take a fifteen minute journey to the literary world of Fantasia as Chelsey and I talk about what makes this book a unique trope-twister  in the pantheon of young adult fantasy.  You might just discover one of the best fantasy books you never knew existed.

Bookcast can be listened to in the player at the end of this post (click through to the site if you’re coming to us via an RSS reader) or, alternatively, you can point your favorite podcatching software to the Bookcast RSS feed or subscribe in iTunes.

Andrew & Brandon SandersonWhy yes, that is me standing with New York Times bestselling author Brandon Sanderson.  I hopped in the car last night with my endlessly understanding wife and made the two hour trip from Indianapolis to Dayton for a book signing.  For some reason Dayton is the closest Tor will send one of their authors.  A friend and I had to make the same trip a few years back to see Robert Jordan for a Knife of Dreams signing, but it would be nice if they’d send someone to Indy for the next book tour.

The Wheel of Time fans were out in full force for this signing.  The place wasn’t quite as packed as for the R.J. signing, but there was still a healthy crowd there.  A few women wore shawls or cloaks embroidered in the fashion of Green Ajah Aes Sedai, but by far the most elaborate costumes on display were two Asha’man who showed up for the festivities.  Otherwise it was mostly a gathering of good-natured geeks happy to be seeing one of their favorite authors and to get a chance to talk with like-minded obsessives about the books.

There was one brief snag when I first arrived.  They were handing out tickets to get in line for the signing, but I was told that you had to buy one of the books at the bookstore if you wanted to get it signed.  This was a bit of a problem since I bought my copy of The Gathering Storm on release day and I’ve had my copy of The Hero of Ages forever.  They were nice enough to let me through without much fuss, but it seemed odd that they would expect Wheel of Time fans to wait two weeks to pick up the new book.

One nice thing I noticed was the number of people who showed up with Brandon’s books in addition to The Gathering Storm.  People working at the bookstore said that they’d sold through all of their backstock of his stuff as well.  I started reading through his stuff earlier this year to get a feel for the new guy taking over The Wheel of Time and he’s quickly become my new favorite fantasy author after working my way through Elantris and most of the Mistborn series.  And that’s not something I say lightly.  I’ve only conferred “favorite fantasy author” on Tolkien and Jordan before this in my twenty-five years of voracious reading.

The Q&A session was abbreviated compared to what Robert Jordan did at the Knife of Dreams signing, but there was one question that approached Aes Sedai levels of intricacy that I thought bore mentioning here.  One lady explained that she understood Brandon couldn’t reveal who killed Asmodean, but did want to know if he felt that the evidence for the killer was sufficient that it seemed obvious to him once he saw the answer in Jordan’s notes.  I thought this was an excellent question since R.J. had always maintained that Asmodean’s killer should be “intuitively obvious” to anyone who read closely enough.

Brandon gave a response that would be worthy of any Aes Sedai as well, explaining that he’d spent so much time reading all of the various Wheel of Time theories online since around 1994 that his reaction upon finally seeing the killer’s identity was “Oh, so that set of theories was right.”  But he also pointed out that out of roughly 2000 characters who have appeared in Wheel of Time so far there have been theories that account for how roughly 1900 of them could have been Asmodean’s killer.  The example he used was “Tam killed Asmodean!” which got a laugh from the crowd.

So we know that someone out there has figured out who killed Asmodean, but we’re still back at square one since there has been a theory for just about everyone in the series killing him.  Brandon did mention that the killer would be identified in one of the next two books, however, which is keeping with a promise that Robert Jordan made at the last signing I went to that he would reveal the identity.  I’m still amazed that someone had the balls to ask R.J. the Asmodean question so bluntly at the Knife of Dreams signing.

Now wouldn’t it be the ultimate irony if it did turn out that Tam somehow killed Asmodean and Brandon was just using some clever sarcastic obfuscation to throw us off the trail?

When meeting Robert Jordan I was so star-struck that I only managed to mutter a few unintelligible words while he signed my books.  Thankfully I didn’t make that mistake this time around.  I thanked Brandon for all of his work on Writing Excuses and told him how much I enjoyed his books without getting too fanboyish.  My wife standing there acting as a nice counterbalance to my nerdiest tendencies probably helped on that count.

At the end of the night I came home with signed copies of The Hero of Ages and The Gathering Storm as well as an “I Killed Asmodean” bumper sticker and some other promotional swag they had at the signing table.  All in all it was a pretty good geek out night for this Wheel of Time fanboy.

Today marks the launch of our third podcast here at Insert Credits: Book and Film.  In this podcast we’ll take fifteen minutes each week to look at the differences and similarities between a book, usually the one featured on the Bookcast, and any movies that have been based on that book.

In this week’s episode we continue our focus on Twilight in anticipation of the release of New Moon next week.  Insert Credits staffers appearing this week include:

Andrew: Who hasn’t seen the movie but has read the book and didn’t like it.

Chelsey: Who has read the book and loved it and seen the movie but hated it.

Erron: Who hasn’t read the book but has seen the movie and hated it.

It promises to be an interesting week as we duke it out over the merits of the series and where they went wrong with the movie adaptation.  If you’re reading this article from the main site then you can listen to the podcast in the player below or click the download link.  You can also point your podcatching software of choice to the Book and Film feed.